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Featured Filk
Goodness Racist Me
(Original song: Goodness Gracious Me by Peter Sellers)
Now the odeous BNP have to accept non-whites into their party, here's an idea: if enough Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Sikhs and Jews join up, we can vote Nick Griffin and all his cronies out! Sorted.
WOMAN: Nick Griffin you're in trouble
GRIFFIN: Well goodness, racist, me?
WOMAN: For every Asian man that joins the loathsome BNP
They'll be a new brown face coz it all comes down to race
You go full of bile and all so vile with Nazi party sympathies
An evil smile, you're all too vile
GRIFFIN: Well goodness, racist me?
GRIFFIN: I think that you're mistaken
I think you've missed the news
We love all blacks and Muslims and the Buddhists and the Jews
WOMAN: What kind of man are you I just can't believe it's true
With your Paki-bashing, homo mashing, narrow-minded point of view
The skank sieg heil and evil smile
GRIFFIN: Well goodness, racist, me?
WOMAN: Nick wake and smell the curry
GRIFFIN: Oh goodness, racist me?
WOMAN: You think that you're so clever but however can't you see
My dear when Muslim nations all sign up to the BNP
Will you feel so hard when they mark your card with Allah's great and a cool jihard
Here's the news, you'll be so screwed
GRIFFIN: Oh goodness, racist me?
WOMAN: Put black and white together and you will never see
Your face that makes that Adolf face is the face of BNP
GRIFFIN: Hell there's nothing I can do coz I'm racist through and through
But for all to see I was on TV with Dimbleby so vote for me
Here's my news we're so not screwed
WOMAN: How salacious
GRIFFIN: Yeah I'm racist
WOMAN: How vexatious
GRIFFIN: Very racist
WOMAN: Really racist
GRIFFIN: That is true
WOMAN: That is true
BOTH: That is true
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